Flossgate

Sounds kind of interesting, doesn't it?

I've been trying to imagine what 'Flossgate' would mean in media terms.

Perhaps it would be the discovery that I am not, in fact, a 42-year old British mother of two living in France,

but am in fact an elderly Chinese man blogging from San Fransisco,

with designs upon world domination, or your savings, or something...

But actually, all that the title means is that our gate was functional but covered in rust and lichen, so Ben sanded it, and I painted it, a bit at a time, and now...

THIS is Flossgate!

(With matching letterbox...)